Oh please - now what has she gone and done?

Aroooooooo aroooooooooo. Its the end of the world.


For heavens sake. What is going on in this house?

First of all I was called out of bed well before the crack of noon on Sunday morning. Then I was bundled off with Tallulah in a car which contained our agility friends. I thought we were going off to one of our agility shows, as like many of the shows we attend, it was a very long journey. BUT, then something most odd happened. We ended up a house in the middle of nowhere. No cars bursting out of car parks. no barking collies, no tannoy announcements, and worst of all - no agility equipment. Mum went into the house, whilst Tallulah, Alfie, Mia and I played in an enclosure for a while. Then - she - mum, came back out of the house and stood on the steps waving like the queen, and in her arms what THE thing!!!!

The thing was then loaded into the car, and off we went back towards home. The thing went "honk honk honk" and then promptly threw up all over aunt Tracy. It is now here in our house. It appears to have moved in with us...... This is just too much for me. I want to leave home! Ooooh it is sooooooo terrible and I don't know what to do.



I have text'd and emailed my fiance Grace who lives near Swansea, and explained to her just how unhappy I am. She is on her way now to rescue me. We are planning to elope together, so that I can escape the intruder. I have my squeaky bone all packed by the door ready to go.

This is the thing which has upset me. It is a "Dottie" and she thinks she has come here to take over. Well, I'm off.



"yap yap yap yappity yap.. "

Tallulah is the only one who appears to be happy.... she thinks she has become a mum!!!

"happy - I am"

Well, Tallulah is easily fooled. Mark my words .... this is trouble - it isn't even a proper red dog like us. It's an INFILTRATOR!!!!



"yap yap yap yap tee hee yappity yap haha"