Well, it has been almost 3 weeks now, and that red and white imposter is still here!!!! I am really worried about mum. Why has she gone and done this to us?
Do you know what Tallulah and I have been subjected to? That puppy is hanging onto my ears and making me scream? Does she let go when I say "roooooooo roooo" ? No, she does not. So much for all those puppy training text books and video's which say to cry out when the puppy bites - our puppy does not appear to have read those books, nor watched the videos!
I am now hatching plans to envelope with my fiance Grrrrays. What else can a boy do when he is trouble, but turn to his other half?
In the morning, I have to peer out from the bottom of the stairs before I go outside ... just to make certain that SHE is NOT lurking there, waiting for me.
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr haaaaaaaaaaa" she screams when she sees me. "Ooooooh noooooooo" I yell as she comes hurtling towards me at breakneck speed. "rooooooo roooooooo my ears again! mum help".
And just look at the mess she leaves all across the floor!!!! I am the one who has to collect it all up and put it back in the box. It's quite true you know, that puppy does hang onto Barkley's ears - but Barkley used to hang on to my tail when he was little and would he let go when I screamed??? Not on your life he would not. I think payback time springs to mind somehow!
Oh now look..... all the girls in the household are ganging up on me. Now I have to go and text Grrrays to ensure that her and I envelope together. We are hoping to get married and move to Dorsetter! where else?
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my darlin barkey. Yew wate until I sea that puppee. I wil tel her orf abowt angin orf yewer ears.Yes we will envelope soon an go to liv in dorsetter. I wil gow shopin for a new frok twomorow. Pawlett xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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